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THE NERDS are a four-piece band comin' outta Italy and formed in 1997. They deliver an evil kind of rock'n'roll mayhem in the vein of ANTiSEEN, GG ALLIN, DWARVES, BULEMICS and pervert rock bands alike… they released a split with the Italian band ORANGE JUICE FROM THE CRYPT and two singles on their own before signing for Stardumb Records in Holland and releasing their first full length "Just because she didn't wanna fuck" in December 2000. This record has liner notes provided by Jeff Clayton and Gerry Atric, respectively singers for the great bands ANTiSEEN and THE BULEMICS, and started a new friendship and collaboration between the Italian band and the Confederacy of Scum ones.
THE NERDS
reached an higher level with the intensity and fast-as-fuck power of their first album who gained 'em ranting reviews all over the world bringing the band to his first tour of Holland and Belgium … they played with greats such as THE SPADES (who covered their song "Beat Me" on their first album out on Suburban) and EL GUAPO STUNTEAM delivering tight, fast rockin' sets that left people impressed and stages electrified. Shortly after, Scarey Records outta Italy released a split with the FRANKENSTEIN DRAG QUEENS, Confederacy of Scum band led by actual singer of THE MURDERDOLLS Wednesday 13. After another blitzkrieg in Holland in march 2002 where THE NERDS also opened for their all-time-heroes ANTiSEEN and also had Jeff Clayton on stage performing a sonic rendition of their hit "Animals eat'em", the Italians delivered another great record, the 10" split with the TUNNEL RATS, another CoS band, always on Scarey Records, actually the band's home label. Great reviews came in and other great shows were played all over Northern Italy spreading mayhem and havoc and always leaving the audiences in wild satisfaction. The band released another split 7" with Texas' HAMMERCOCKS on Zurich Chainsaw Massacre label in april 2003 with a small tour of Germany and Switzerland to follow. Their second full length "A Black Star burning trails to Nowhere" hasl been released in april 04 by SCAREY RECORDS. The record has just started getting very good critical acclaim all over the world, and THE NERDS supported it with a European tour with american band TORG in april 04. The actual aim for THE NERDS is to play as much as possible spreading their unique brand of evil rock'n'roll wherever people still want to see a truly good and electric rock show.

RELEASES

THE NERDS/ORANGE JUICE FROM THE CRYPT split 7"
Saucer Rex Records, Italy

THE NERDS "Don't Like You" 7" Ep
No Name No Logo Records, Italy

vv. aa. "Fellow Ship of the Fat Ship vol. 2" four way 7" Ep
Ken Rock Records, Sweden

THE NERDS "I wanna kill your plastic slut" 7" Ep
Scarey Records, Italy

THE NERDS "...Just because she didn't wanna fuck" LP/CD
Stardumb Records, Holland

THE NERDS/FRANKENSTEIN DRAG QUEENS FROM PLANET 13 split 7"
Scarey Records, Italy

THE NERDS/TUNNEL RATS split 10"
Scarey Records, Italy

vv. aa. "Thinking of Alice: a tribute to Alice Cooper" CD
Scat Boy Records, USA

vv.aa. "No Shit! A GG Allin & the Jabbers tribute" CD
Crippled Tickler Records, Sweden

THE NERDS/HAMMERCOCKS split 7"
Zurich Chainsaw Massacre, Switzerland

THE NERDS "Lords of Dregs and Crap: six years of destructo rock inferno 1997-2003" CD
Laja Records, Brazil

THE NERDS "A Black Star Burning Trails to Nowhere" CD
Scarey Records, Italy

vv. aa. "Mayhem Without Mercy: a tribute to Venom" CD
Mad Skull Records, Holland

vv. aa. "Remember me Now... I'm Motorhead! a tribute" CD
Scat Boy Records, USA

 

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RECENT PRESS REVIEWS

I knew this was something special from the first listen. I've taken my time about reviewing it and have listened to it more times than most releases because I want to do it justice. Not all that many years ago fans of loud, kickass genres of music tended to gather in tribes dedicated to one of metal or punks sub-genres. People who cultivated the "look" of that sub-genre's music naturally swore their allegiance to that sub-genre and in many cases wouldn't be caught dead listening to anything else. It was almost comical when I'd see some extreme fan of a sub-genre walk through the Tower records store I worked at in Philly; I'd laugh to myself speculating as to whether or not they slept in their cool sub-genre identification duds. It seems to me The NERDS seem to exist in direct opposition to that sort of mentality. It sounds like these Italian boys have been listening to the best of the best from one helluva lot of sub-genres. The result is a batch of 10 very well arranged songs with a lot of layered sounds and moods within the realm of kick-assedness. HEY!!! Don't get me wrong!!! This isn't a load of prog-rock bullshit.
The average Hookers or Antiseen fan sitting in his dumpy duplex in Ohio or Missouri is going to react to this CD by grunting out between swills from his PBR can: "THAT FUCKING ROCKS!" as a grin parts his perma-scowl just a tad bit. AND THAT IS GOOD. THAT'S HOW GREAT ROCK AND ROLL SHOULD BE APPRECIATED. I just want to point out the fact that there's a lot more subtle things going on here than many listeners will recognize or need. The tracks "the traitor" "requiem for the forlorn hope" and "burning ambition" (featuring lovely guest guitar work from Florida rock-god Bootleg Bill) are layered in a similar (but different) manner that the Dead Boys layered some of their album tracks. At times guitar player Monkey Motherfucker's leads present an almost cocky, pleasant contrast to a dark metal like rhythm section.To put that in layman's terms, it sounds like the band is triumphantly guzzling cold beers in hell. YEAH.When I write songs for my band I usually take the cowards way out these days and try to make them as simple as possible so we don't fuck them up live (I probably should have gone that route 20 years ago!).I can see this CD equally appealing to experienced musicians who have played in bands who know how much rehearsal time these guys have put in, AND to the average lovable beer bellied Joe who loves his loud music and his weed who smiles when he dumps beer in his goatee. I guess I can draw a wrestling parallel here between the NERDS and Lord William/Steven Regal; his work is sophisticated if you know the art of technical wrestling well (not that I claim to) but very pleasing on a basic gut level too.
WWW.WHISKEYREBEL.COM

Provenienti dal profondo Nord della lombarda Voghera, i quattro The Nerds, per chi se lo ricorda ci avevano favorevolmente impressionato all'epoca del loro esordio "...Just Because She Didn't Wanna Fuck", dove si era già intravisto il loro non indifferente potenziale. Che fossero bravi, quindi lo sapevamo, ma così tanto bravi davvero non potevamo immaginarlo. "A Black Star Burning Trails To Nowhere" ci consegna un gruppo cresciuto in maniera esponenziale, capace di incenerire letteralmente qualsiasi contendente avesse la malaugurata idea di avvicinarsi al loro territorio hardcore punk. Eccellente produzione, un incredible maturità compositiva ed un'assoluta padronanza della materia musicale non fanno perdere loro un grammo del già conosciuto devastante impatto emotivo. Ma The Nerds al di sopra di ogni cosa, rimangono completamente estranei a qualsiasi clichè, mantenendo allo stesso tempo una sorta di classicità che trova ragione di essere oggi se connotata dalla sincera visceralità mostrata dal gruppo. Non perdete il vostro prezioso tempo dietro il mare di dozzinali nullità che ogni mese invadono le vostre letture. Portatevi a casa una vera e propria esperienza Rock . Rosario Ciccarelli
FUN HOUSE # 6 - ITALY

E’ il motto della Confederacy Of Scum: portare il vero rock and roll alle masse. Rock and roll violento, estremo, senza compromessi, figlio dei Motorhead, del punk, dell’hardcore, suonato da gente che non scende a patti con nessuno. Una musica muscolare, grezza, scomoda: talmente scomoda da aver riscosso poco anche dalla stampa specializzata. Una musica che parte anche da casa nostra, perché i The Nerds sono italianissimi ed incidono per l’italianissima Scarey Records. E sono bravissimi! Importante il loro trittico The Traitor, Satan’s Rise (alla Cocknoose) e Eye For An Eye, che solo un gruppo di livello può permettersi. Macinano riff a ripetizione (alle loro spalle un muro di suono impressionante), sono magmatici, tellurici, hanno un tiro mostruoso (Harder Than Life). Perfettamente in grado di incidere un disco teso, nervoso, senza alcun calo di tensione. Un gruppo che ci invidiano oltreoceano.
ROCKERILLA - ITALY

This is the second full-lenght CD by the Nerds, a quartet of handsome young Italian fellas weaned o a steady diet of gore flicks and scum rock. Nothing wrong with that. Musically they remind me of a cross between the Hookers and Raw Power (not the Stooges record, but the Italian hardcore band which I guess was named after said Stooges record). Again, nothing wrong with that. I like both those bands. As raw and nasty as this is-and I would say the CD is pretty damn raw and pretty damn nasty, in the best way possible- the production is excellent. With titles like "Eye for an Eye", "Fresh Meat for Hungry People" and "Requiem for the Forlhorn Hope" you're not in for any power ballads or emo-esque introspection, but who wants that shit anyway? Those who like their rock and roll fast and filthy ala "Blood Guts and Pussy" era DWARVES, or any era COCKNOOSE, will dig this.
CARBON 14 #25, USA

Courtesy of Scarey Records, Italian Punk Rock sicko's, The Nerds, has blessed or cursed the world with yet another full length album entitled "A Black Star Burning Trails To Nowhere". My friends, in the year of 2004, this is what attitude, mischief and a belly full of alcohol is all about! A sonic blast of blistering guitar riffs, drums that sound like cannons and bass lines that make you wanna slap Jim Baker just because you can. Let us not forget the outrageous lyrics and vocals that reign down harder than a Southern Baptist preacher under conviction in a Sunday morning sermon.
"Black Star" is packed with ten of the most ferocious tracks to be heard from man. Lead off track, "Cry Havoc", is a balls to the wall landmine of Punk Rock fury. The bass lines are astonishing! "Reflections Of a Broken Mirror" is an unforgiving knockout punch of rock. "The Traitor" is as PUNK as you can possibly get. The Nerds definitely show where their influences come from; ala GG, Antiseen and various C.O.S. bands. "Satan's Rise" is perhaps the greatest track on the album. Not sure whether it's the Satanic laughter or the fact that I have slipped off to the darkside. The vocals are so powerful and glorious on this track that no words could ever describe the feeling from hearing it at ear drum bursting decibels. I'd call it my "Satanic Mantra" if you will. "Eye For An Eye" is a moonshine guzzling chicken race to the edge of a cliff. Fast, loud and obnoxious! "The Black Sheep" is a heavy dose of mean guitars and unrelenting vocal screams. There are a few more tunes on this revival of PUNK ROCK GENIUS, but I will save them for the listeners to judge. The Nerds have plenty of audio and video clips for you to check out on their site. Go there and be consumed by the disgusting love of The Nerds! Spread the sickness..
BLACK ANGEL PROMOTIONS, USA

Prendete il sound roccioso dei Motorhead, la grinta dell’hard-rock più cazzuto, la verve del rock’n’roll randagio e l’energia degli anthem hardcore-punk meno raffinati. Shakerate con forza e lasciate invecchiare all’interno di una botte in una cantina umida e maleodorante, magari quella del pub annesso al bordello del paese in zona porto. Tanto per rendere il tutto meno zuccheroso e rassicurante, chiamate Bootleg Bill a fare un paio di assoli, così l’audience politicamente corretta si preoccuperà davvero! Quello che degusterete sarà un torcibudella dal sapore forte e dal retrogusto amaro, capace di resuscitare un morto ma anche di stendere un vivo, decisamente pesante per i palati raffinati delle nuove generazioni alla moda, ma al tempo stesso un autentico toccasana per chi conosce il sapore di torba di un buon whisky scozzese e non sa cosa farsene dei drink annacquati tanto in voga oggi. Aggiungete, tanto per confondere meglio le coordinate su cui ci si sta muovendo, che questi dinamitardi non vengono dal Texas o da qualche stato del sud ma dalla nostra penisola e che sono in attività dal ’97. Un disco come “A Black Star Burning Trails To Never” ha nel sangue una tradizione che basa la propria forza su un sound ruvido e sgraziato, ritmiche serrate ed un’attitudine tutta “sangue e sudore”: in pratica, la buona vecchia ricetta della nonna per il puro rock’n’roll fuorilegge di una volta. Musicisti come i The Nerds non puntano di sicuro al trono di band innovativa o alla copertina come nuova sensazione, loro vanno dritti lungo la strada intrapresa e se ne fregano di quello che va per la maggiore. Non serve aggiungere altro, se non che qui ci si trova di fronte ad una band con le palle e con una potenza di fuoco degna di una corazzata. Love it or leave it.
WWW.HMP.IT, ITALY


Here's punk and roll with some Motorhead worship via Italy that not only sounds good but kicks some ass. Loud, obnoxious , and most likely a drunken mess when they get together. This band has parts of Antiseen and Electric Frankenstein meets GG Allin. Scum rockers take note of this bastard offspring out of Italy.
RAZORCAKE # 22 , USA

Wow!...these Italians do not remind me of Bill Gates-fledging sporters of serious pocket protectors or of peculiar little candy. In fact if nerds had been like this in High School, most would remember nerds as people they were terrified of. Think The Dwarves, ANTiSEEN and a handful of Confederacy of Scum bands and you know the territory. What sets them apart from the majority of their peers is the far more metallic sound and riffing of the guitar. Other than that, all the expected is here: non-stop energy, tear my larynx vocals (decipherable though barely), rock n' roll on steroids and amphetamines rhythm section. Imagine Motorhead jamming with Black Flag on Judas Priest's equipment. Highlights are the anthemic closer "Burning Ambition" and track 8, the pick of the litter, unbridled punk metal & roll fury of "Harder Than Life". It's nice when a band saves the best for the end.
WWW.HELLRIDEMUSIC.COM, USA

Mi piacerebbe avere il mio portale punk/hardcore, in concorrenza con Munnezza; si chiamerebbe "Milano Calibro 9": nessuno spazio all'emo (Milano? NY!), un'infinità di live reports, ed una votazione alle nuove uscite che riprenderebbe la scala Richter, quella dei terremoti! Mi dicono che fino a Magnitudo 3 la scossa è moscia (qui ci mettiamo gli ultimi lavori Fat Wreck, per capirci); dai 3 ai 5 gradi la botta inizia a farsi sentire, senza però creare grossi sconquassi (Carrabba e company?); tra i 5 ed i 7 parliamo dell'equivalente di un milione di tonnellate di tritolo che esplodono sotto la terra: i Nerds stanno qui! (Magnitudo 8.1, cioè "catastrofe e distruzione", la lasciamo agli Slayer che rifanno l'hardcore!).Come misurare con esattezza la forza d'urto di questi marci vogheresi? Semplice: tutti i dischetti di cui sopra nello stesso stereo… stesso volume durante la prova… un attimo di relax ad un paio di metri dalle casse: non ce n'è per nessuno!
L'ultimo full lenght continua il lavoro di demolizione iniziato con "…Just Because She Didn't Wanna Fuck": "heavy metal" come lo sanno fare solo i barbuti della "Confederacy Of Scum" (i.e: una goduria), con un paio di "cromature" in più! Innanzitutto la voce del Boss, che non è il solito ringhio gutturale modello Cocknoose. In secondo luogo i suoni, meno "sporchi" rispetto al passato, ma comunque belli potenti (una formula magica che si raggiunge poche volte).Canzoni una più coinvolgente dell'altra, cambi di velocità tra i diversi pezzi, ma mai nessun calo di tensione: non posso usare la scala Richter…e allora si meritano un bel 4! 4 out of 5 stars
WWW.MUNNEZZA.IT , ITALY

Año de nacimiento: 1997, lugar: Italia, estilo: Hardcore Punk Rock’n’Roll. Así, a bote pronto, es lo que conocemos de ellos cuando vírgenes nuestros oídos de estos Nerds italianos se enfrentan a este “ A Black Star Burning Trails to Nowhere” segundo disco largo de la banda después de su debut y de tener ya en la calle una buena colección de discografía en formato de 7”, recopilatorios, samplers, etc... ¿la sensación que nos queda? es que nos hemos perdido algo bueno, sin duda. MORE...La apuesta está clara y no es otra que música para desgarrar oídos en ese cruce de Hardcore, Punk y HardPunk, en esa mixtura que hacen de estilos en lo que es un cruce de caminos entre dos de las bandas que uno más aprecia dentro de este panorama musical Poison Idea y los patrios Muletrain. Poco más quedaría por decir sino incidir aun más en la buenura que desprende este disco, todo un ataque sonoro de 10 pepinazos como 10 soles, se mire por donde se mire nada falta ni nada sobra en este trailer cargado de queroseno a punto de estallar. Un álbum muy medido para reventar tímpanos delicados
WWW.IPUNKROCK.COM - SPAIN

This is some evil angst punk rock. I have had enough of that happy punk shit. If you are going to send me an album with any type of punk influence, this is what you should send me. In the vein of GG Allin, The Bulemics, Dwarves, The Nerds throw down a punk rock sound with some pissed off vocals and intense head-pounding fury. Old School. I love that guitar sound. That’s cool.
WWW.ADRENALINFANZINE.COM

The Nerds deliver another batch of awesomely evil hymns on their second full length, A Black Star Burning Trails To Nowhere. This release is faster, heavier, and certainly won't disappoint. In addition to the many new tracks, the Nerds re-recorded "Satan's Rise", which was previously only available on 7", split with the Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13. These Italian heathens draw a heavy influence from Antiseen, early Dwarves, and other American perv punk bands, but with just a little more Book of Revelations plus blood and guts. Whether it's hardcore punk you crave ("Harder Than Life") or straight up hard rock ("Fresh Meat For Hungry People"), the Nerds have crafted it well. After several 7" splits and comps over the years, it's great to hear a new full CD worth of Nerds. Pick this one up and go sacrifice some virgins already. Rating: 4/5
WWW.MANTISMAGAZINE.COM

The bands which comprise the Confederacy of Scum have really taken the world by storm. It seems like quality like-minded outfits are popping up all the time, worldwide. The Nerds could be counted near the top of that group, as they seem to possess more of a unique face than most. On A Black Star Burning Trails To Nowhere, this Italian quartet cultivate and blend their influences masterfully, while retaining a sense of self.
Stylistically, the Nerds come off like Turbonegro would if their primary inspiration was Antiseen instead of W.A.S.P. That said, as much as the Nerds wear their influences on their sleeves, they always wind up sonding like themselves. This music has a decidedly hardcore-tinged scum punk slant to it, but it leans just as heavily on hard rock. The clear and powerful production on A Black Star Burning Tails To Nowhere especially accentuates and compliments the metallic elements of this material. The Nerds further help their cause with really good songwriting. Of the blatantly C.o.S. inspired material, the Cocknoose-esque "Harder Than Life" and "The Traitor," with its killer double bass drum blasts, rise as highlights. Still, it's when the Turbonegro influence creeps in that the Nerds are at their most dangerous. The brightest from that end of the spectrum include "Satan's Rise," "The Black Sheep," and "Requiem For The Forlorn Hope." These are the album's best songs, all with tempos moderate enough for their hooks to take hold in listeners. Fans of any the aforementioned bands or styles would be well served to pick up a copy of A Black Star Burning Trails To Nowhere. The Nerds prove themselves to be a worthy entry into this particular realm of music. It's only a matter of time before all possible interested parties catch on. A very welcome surprise, indeed.
HOUSE OF SMUT USA

THE NERDS aus Italien sind bereits schon seit 1997 aktiv und können auf etliche 7"-Veröffentlichungen und eine LP zurückblicken. Dabei verbindet sie eine enge Freundschaft zu Bands wie ANTISEEN und den BULEMICS, die sie auch als ihre Haupteinflüsse angeben. Somit bietet "A Black Star Burning Trails To Nowhere" zehn Mal den gestreckten Mittelfinger, eingebettet in simplen, rohen und reichlich aggressiven Punkrock, der allerdings mit den Vorbildern nur mäßig mithalten kann.
Ein wenig zu einfallslos und gleichförmig knüppeln sich die Jungs durch ihre Songs und nach spätestens der Hälfte der Spielzeit weiß man, dass auf dieser Platte nichts wirklich spannendes mehr passieren wird.
WWW.OX-FANZINE.DE

The latest release from Italy's destructo rock gladiators has a very long title, does it not? Just look at all those fucking words! I guess they're trying to show off their mastery of the english language or something. Not only do the Nerds crush your puny skull with ten dark and defiant tracks of god bashing centurion rock 'n' roll, they do it with style. What sets this album, and for that matter this band, apart from their contemporaries lies in sound quality and diversity. The production here is top shelf; clean drums, huge guitar and supremely heavy-ass bass are accompanied by maniacal vocals and deeply blasphemous lyrics. I especially enjoy the double bass action executed by their drummer, chugga, chugga,chugga!!! Mucho heavy, lots of groove and full of energy. Great music to listen to while skating streets or burning churches. I'm telling you now, the Nerds are pro-wrestling material. Keep both eyes on this band.
CRUSHER MAGAZINE, USA

Italian skuzz n' roll champs the Nerds deliver the goods with this hairy n' scary battering ram of…well, I'm not exactly sure WHAT the Nerds are doing here, but it's kinda like a cross 'tween blood-and-brains-on-the-pavement street punk and Motorhead-inspired cocained-frenzy motorsleaze. Like if you took Black Flag and the Necros (long haired, drunk versh, natch) outside and, like, shot at their feet and yelled at 'em to dance, this is the songs they'd write about later, after you split. It's fast, it's furious, and it's most decidedly FUCKED. Usually, Italian bands don't seem this, uh, aggravated, but these cats are PISSED about everything, and crazy, to boot. If this is what passes for nerds in Italy, baby, I don't wanna run in to the BAD ASSES anytime soon. Oh, and just like any cabal of bad guys, they've got a secret weapon in one Monkey Motherfucker, the greatest sleaze rock guitar player-who-may-also-be-a-serial-killer on the market today, man. I mean, this cat sounds like he's actively trying to KILL his instrument the whole time, just a hack n' slash riff-off of acid-punk-sleaze rawk action. Of course, 90% of the time he's merely thrashing towards the finish line, but the Nerds really get cookin' when the band slows down to more chest-thumping, cock rock kinda pace, as on "Satan's Rise" (OF COURSE "Satan's Rise" is gonna be a sex song, baby!), the slinky, kinky "Black Sheep", and the eat 'em and smile flash Bastardry of "Fresh Meat for Hungry People". But, ya know, the fast stuff is pretty rockin', too. If ya dig yr music evil, this is most DEFINITELY the place to get yr kicks. Bitchin' slaughter-barn artwork by El Bat, too. Pretty much the only reason not to get this here Nerds rekkid is if you actually ARE a nerd, man. And you're not, are ya?
WWW.SLEAZEGRINDER.COM - USA


Gli italianissimi The Nerds, che sono in giro dal '97, sono qui al secondo full-lenght, il quale si va ad aggiungere ad un paio di splits e 7" vari. Messi da parte i convenevoli è bene parlare delle chitarre fumanti, dei litri di sudore puzzolente, dei jeans strappati e sporchi, e della selvaggia attitudine di questa band pavese che, nel corso dei 32 minuti di questo "A Black Star Burning Trails To Nowhere", riprende la lezione di band come Zeke e Antiseen per regalarci un' orgia di grezzo garage punk, pregno di riferimenti horror sci-fi e violente scariche di adrenalina. Il rock 'n' roll della band non conosce sosta, viaggia sempre sulla corsia di sorpasso, a velocità folli e allucinate che non lasciano respiro all' ascoltatore, se non nei rari momenti di puro "mosh" susseguenti a sfuriate parossistiche e negli assoli del chitarrista Monkey Motherfucker, quasi che avessero un furore selvaggio a pervaderle. Stupende per intensità e capacità di risultare subito orecchiabili e anthemiche, "Satan's Rise", "Eye For An Eye" e "Requiem For The Forlorn Hope" sono letteralmente una manna dal cielo per gli appassionati di questo genere di sonorità. Il singer The Boss è semplicemente un punk sotto alcol che urla come un disgraziato nel microfono, con risultati davvero molto buoni. Parafrasando un titolo di una loro song, i The Nerds sono "Fresh Meat For Hungry People", e non a caso uso la parola "fresh", in quanto pur non inventando nulla, la band suona davvero fresca e coinvolgente. Questi sgangherati freaks vanno tenuti sotto controllo e rinchiusi al più presto in un manicomio, prima che ci contagino tutti col loro grezzume, con la loro ignoranza e la loro voglia di spaccare tutto. Io ormai sono già dei loro. The Nerds Rules!
Voto: 7,5
WWW.METALMANIACS.IT - ITALY

Non sono certo tipi che si perdono in convenevoli i Nerds. "A black star burning trails to nowhere" è il loro secondo disco (dopo il debutto del 2000 "Just because she didn’t wanna fuck") e suggella un percorso evolutivo in continua espansione. Nati nel 1997 e con alle spalle una quantità enorme di esibizioni dal vivo, 7" e split (tra i quali quelli prestigiosi con Orange Juice From The Crypt e Frankstein Drag Queens From Planet 13), i quattro ragazzi di Voghera sanno come far vibrare gli animi di chi li ascolta con dosi massicce di rock sporco ed assatanato. Avendo come punti di riferimento Antiseen, GG Allin, The Bulemics, Misfits, Motorhead, Zeke e Turbonegro, i Nerds trovano la giusta strada nell’elaborazione feroce di un "evil rock’n’roll" che non lascia prigionieri. Scariche di adrenalina lungo tutto l’ascolto fanno sobbalzare dalla poltrona: viene voglia di scendere in strada a far baldoria nel bel mezzo della notte! Un risultato vincente insomma, che si fonda su basi più che solide. Innanzitutto l’appoggio della Scarey Records, agguerrita etichetta di Torino. Ma soprattutto un suono essenziale e potente, basato su componenti tutte fisiche e muscolari. La vocals sono infatti sgraziate, i cori altamente contagiosi, le ritmiche veloci e compatte, riff e assoli affilati ed incisivi. In parole povere tutto funziona che è un piacere. In particolare risulta indovinato in pieno il rilievo dato alle chitarre, vera colonna portante del rock targato Nerds. Ecco allora sfilare rapidi e devastanti furiosi assalti rock’n’roll (batoste come "Cry havoc", "The black sheep" o "Burning ambition"), sulfurei tempi cadenzati ("Reflections of a broken mirror", "Satan’s rise") e irriverenti deflagrazioni tra il punk e l’hardcore (magistrale "The traitor", violentissima "Harder than life"). Un campionario di prodotti che faranno la gioia dei più ferrei consumatori del rock più crudo. The Nerds non scherzano affatto. Fate attenzione, vederli dal vivo potrebbe procurarvi un infarto…Voto : 7
WWW.PERKELE.IT - ITALY

Second album for these Italian loudmouths, this time released as cd-only on the band’s home label Scarey. "The Traitor" and "Satan’s Rise" are respectively taken off their splits with the Hammercocks and Frankenstein Drag Queens Of Planet 13, the other eight are brand new and take the Nerds yet another step further into the metal way they’ve taken since a couple of years. There are a few tracks that are just ok to me, but my ears can’t really cope with a metal overdose. If you’re a metalhead though you’ll do yourself a real favour by checking this brand new record out.
HIGH HEELS SLUT #7- BELGIUM

What bands do you know from Italy? Huh?! The most bands I know are Heavy- or Psychedelic-Rock, but I think I have my favourite Italian Punk´n´Roll band called The Nerds. I read in the info that the four guys are fans of Antiseen and you can hear that, cause this is as antisocial and dirty as Antiseen without being a cheap clone...this stands alone and rocks like hell. The other reason I like this album so much is that The Nerds bring in a lot of old Hardcore and Punk vibes and that they give a shit about sounding like the rest of the bands in this big thing called Punk´n´Roll or Punk-Rock. I think this is a pretty cool album for all your Punk needs, cause they have songs with the speed of a Zeke, but also grooving Punk hymns like their Confederacy of Scum friends Antiseen. You like it dirty? You like it hard? You will love The Nerds!
WWW.DAREDEVIL.DE, GERMANY

In the raw styles of Motorhead, Nashville Pussy, Antiseen, and Zeke, comes Italy's The Nerds, a full blown evil Punk Rock and Roll band. The Nerds' music is simple, dirty, and fast. All the elements are there to put them into the category of the greats I mentioned before, but something is missing. I can't quite put my finger on it. Maybe they are trying to hard to present an image by sporting confederate flags and that whole thing. Overall, though, I thought this was an ok album, although the packaging made me expect a little more. The vocals leave a little to be desired, but still a good attempt. It would be something to check out if you are into the Punk, Rock and Roll sound, if anything for the fact that they are from Italy, a totally unexpected place to hear this kind of music.
WWW.1340MAG.COM - USA

This album is less punk and more hardrock-ish sounding than some of their earlier singles, which works rather neatly since "A Black Star..." is the best I've heard yet from these Italian Destructo Rockers. It's Confederacy Of Scum-approved by Jeff Clayton of AntiSeen so you might not wanna fuck with'em, haha. Some of the 10 tracks ("The Traitor" and "Cry Havoc") reminded me of early (pre-Hank) Turbonegro like "Hot Cars..." while tunes like "Eye For An Eye" and "The Black Sheep" are more Motörhead-ish hardcorepunk like The Dead Heroes. Pretty good roughneck anti-social stuff.
WWW.LOWCUT.DK - DENMARK


So it's about 4 pm on a nice Saturday and the Newcastle's are goin' down smooth and I really fuggin wanna like this band. They have their moments but that's just it... they're moments. They want so badly to be scum punk heathens but no one gave em the memo... you wanna play scum punk you gotta be a scumbag. I guess Gerry Attric from the BULEMICS & good ol Jeff Clayton o' ANTISEEN did liners (as opposed to lines) on this coaster (Jeff seems up to write or do art for anyone. Makes me wonder if he gets loot for the credit these bands get from his scummy name.) and I knew I could smell that stink from somewhere but what we have here folks is not the real McCoy. Sure they ape somma that "Ass Cobra" shit from TURBONEGRO and they have some DWARVES moments but I've said it before and I'll say it yet again... you either rock like a mad motherfucker or you just don't. I bobbed my head along at some points and kinda dug it but I doubt it gets another spin. They remind me of the BULEMICS. Sure they'll make the hair on your balls stand on end live and you'll swear it'll be great recorded but you end up with some downtuned DWARVES ripoffs and lyrics that lack the true debauchery of Mr. Blag Dahlia.
It's got the best of intentions but it just doesn't get my dick wet. It's like a pity fuck when the old lady's too tired to really put out. You can get off on it but it just doesn't have the nastiness and filth to it to make you tell your friends how good it was. I'd like to suggest these fellow wops (Probably northern wops no less! Fuckin dog cunts those northern Italians are! Torino address! I KNEW IT!!!) take some lessons from fellow Pisans THE GRABBIES (Sure they moved here but I would too!) and get down and fucking dirty instead of riding the rim of the bowl. These dagos need to guzzle ungowa amounts of booze, snort drugs off some whore's nether regions, and kick out the motherfuckin jams! Bring forth your inner shitbag and quit half assin' it! Anyways, I want to like this, but, much like records from the BULEMICS I doubt it gets another spin unless they truly refine the rock and make it stand out. To all the true fans and believers out there I dare you to stack this pup up next to tunes like "Free Cocaine" from the DWARVES or "Gold Dollar Whore" by JOHNNY MOTEL AND THE FAST FUCKS and tell me which you would rather rock to... It's like they're almost there but they ain't firing all points. One of their plugs must be cracked or gunked up. Two Tub Man
WWW.PEACEDOGMAN.COM- USA

Italy's "The Nerds" have been in the Punk game since 1997, and have released a truckload of 7" singles, as well as a couple full-lengths. Unfortunately for me, this is my first exposure to the band. They play a high-octane brand of trashy street Punk, which is laced with a dash of pure evil. If you stuffed the sonic outpourings of bands such as; Carolina's Antiseen (who the band worships), the Hookers, the Hellacopters (Super Shitty To The Max era), Zeke, The Ruiners, the Dwarves, G.G. Allen, and maybe even Motorhead all into a blender, the end result would be the new CD from The Nerds. This is the sort of crazy-ass music that gets bar fights started, and all the shit in your house busted up when you have parties. The Nerds sound like they just did a couple rocks of crack, jumped on stage and belted these ten suckers out on the spur of the moment. Not that they sound sloppy or anything, it's that they sound spontaneous, and they're belted out with a sense of great urgency. It's all very loud, and the boys are very pissed. What they're pissed about remains a mystery, but believe me, they have some serious issues about something. Blasting out this supersonic assault is; Monkey Motherfucker on guitar, Hell P. on drums, The Boss on vocals, and King Taccio on bass. Not much more to say... lots of attitude, lots of guitar, fun stuff! Black Star is the perfect soundtrack for a night of drinking, screwing, and general malfeasance. For more info, why not check the band out at thenerdsrockinferno.com. RATING = 7.5
UROTSUKIDOJI'S PAD WEBZINE- CANADA

Cazzo i The Nerds di Voghera son tornati piu' pervertiti, piu' frustrati e piu' incazzati che mai! "A black star burning trails to nowhere" e' il loro nuovo album per la rumorosa nobile etichettaccia torinese Scarey Records, dopo un primo "Just because she didn't wanna fuck" uscito nel 2000 per l'olandese Stardumb con il quale hanno ricevuto ottime recensioni e ottenuto la stima da parte di molte band della Confederacy of Scum, tra i vari quella del loro idolatrato Jeff Clayton, meglio conosciuto come il singer degli Antiseen e dopo alcuni split con band del calibro di Frankestein Drag Queens From Planet 13, Tunnel Rats e Hammercocks oltre alla partecipazione a varie compila, da citare quella "No shit! A GG Allin & the jabbers tribute" per la svedese Crippled Tickler Records. In questo disco troverete 10 pezzi di grezzo e abrasivo punk'n'roll nella vena di GG Allin, Dwarves, Bulemics e dei gia' citati Antiseen. Preparatevi a essere travolti da una scarica di tiratissimi e corrosivi riffs di chitarra, da un cantato rabbioso con cori inseriti sempre nel momento opportuno e da una sezione ritmica di una potenza e velocita' devastante gia' dal primo pezzo "Cry Havoc" da paura! Se proprio dovessi citare dei pezzi vi consiglio l'indemoniata "The Traitor", "the Black Sheep" dal riffone finale di una velocita'esplosiva e la metallica "Fresh Meat for Hungry people". Ora aprite le vs. orecchie e preparatevi a rimanere folgorati dal loro Destructo Rock Inferno, definito sempre dagli stessi come : l'ultimo suono che puoi sentire prima di cadere stramazzato a terra in una pozza del tuo stesso sangue ancora caldo. The Church of Evil Rockers non poteva non approvare. Max
SANMARTINRECORDS WEBZINE, ITALY

Dopo sei anni di vita, tournée in Belgio, Olanda e Germania, sporadici concerti in Italia e una produzione caotica costellata di collaborazioni (con bands quali Frankenstein Drag Queens, Hammercocks e Tunnel Rats fra gli altri) è finalmente uscito il secondo LP dei Nerds! Già dalle ultime produzioni risultava chiaro che la strada "horrorcore" dei primi 7" e dell'album d'esordio su Stardumb si stava sviluppando in favore di sonorità più spiccatamente matel/hardrock. In questo l'evoluzione del suono dei Nerds è più che coerente. Gli spettri di Motorhead, Venom, Ted Nugent, del mai dimenticato GG Allin e dei "quasi compari" della Confederacy of Scum, appaiono spesso lungo le dieci tracce del disco nel quale spiccano "Fresh Meat for Hungry People" e "Burning Ambition" con uno spaventoso assolo di Bootleg Bill in veste di chitarrista ospite. Nei testi, le tematiche "sangre y mierda" lasciano il posto a volte a temi più personali. Di sicuro non rendono la vita facile a chi cerca di comprenderli, né il loro stile a cavallo tra due generi così poco affini come il metal e il punk, sarà mai "di moda", ma sono del parere che uno sforzo una volta tanto lo si possa anche fare...
PUNKSTER, ITALY


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